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Beard balm Tuesday

A woman taking oral pleasure to the point of release and can still make it to work Wednesday morning.
I got beard balm Tuesday to the point of not walking and still made it to work the next day.
by RoyalGun November 22, 2025
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Beard Raid

A lot of beards smashing beard to beard.
We had a Beard Raid at the gymnasium today.
by MunchoMan December 8, 2025
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Beardless Mike

I went to a roller derby event and someone had their beardless mike hanging out of their pants
by Fist56 January 25, 2026
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The Beard

to lick a Vagina out. the definition derives from going down on a bird, and her vagina lips are covered in hair, hence a similar sight to a mans face and facial hair
'Gees Schwerdty i heard you put the beard that bird, last night how was it?'
by Choppin Grove March 12, 2009
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Ham Beard

A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard
by shesaidshewas18 January 9, 2010
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Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.
Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?
by Beard of Win September 1, 2010
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