A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

a 7o's reference to Castro, the communist leader of Cuba by the movie 'ScareFace'

The beard is the ring of brown resin that stains the glass.

Letting the Resin of your water pipe/bong cake up right above the water level.

when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.

Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy

to lick a Vagina out. the definition derives from going down on a bird, and her vagina lips are covered in hair, hence a similar sight to a mans face and facial hair