humans suck 

A phrase used to descibe how much humans suck........obviously.

Humans suck, most think they are more superior than every other animal on this planet, most dont even see themselves as animals, but they are, they're just a biological accident. Some act pretentious and sophisticated and call it culture to mask the fact that they have lost all relations with nature and have now become machines. Some hate nudity, but what they dont realise is that its the most real thing in their fake, sad, blinkered "lives". If humans hadn't slowed down their own natural selection then those pathetic excuse for humans would be dead and their corpses would feed real animals. ( If you found that sentence offensive then you are one of those humans, its not offensive, its real!) Take it back to basics.

humans suck by James93734 December 14, 2008

meef suck 

When one slightly cracks a carbonated beverage and sucks the beverage out of the can.

My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.

I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!

meef suck by GerthPaul September 27, 2020

homie suck 

The homie suck is when your friend decides to give you a blowjob. It usually happens if one or both of you are horny or bored. Since you're homies, you don't have to say no homo

Person 1: "Ugh, I was so horny last night that Chad gave me the homie suck."
Person 2: "Miss me with that gay shit, homie."
Person 1: "Naw man, it's cool. We're homies, so it's not gay."
Person 2: "Ah."

homie suck by TheHorniest June 1, 2018

The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck 

When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.

Larry Dolan's minion, Mark Shapiro, dealt the reigning Cy Young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the Larry Dolan circle of suck.

The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck by The ghost of Manny Ramirez July 30, 2009

cock my suck 

An expression used by impaired drunkards everywhere.

“Cock my suck,” he slurred as he fell face forward onto the sidewalk.

cock my suck by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

duck suck 

Quack, Quack, Quack...

Very sensual Quack

I want you to duck suck me

duck suck by Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! May 19, 2020

The Suck Zone 

It's the point basically at which the twister sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously.

- Dusty, "Twister" (1996)

It's the suck zone!

The Suck Zone by Cocohorse November 23, 2015