Is a Minion. More like Alexa who listens to you... Always annoys you. Will always hide things. Will always try to do his best even if he can't. Bad at maths, gets a 2/8 the other day. Kinda ok singer and weird dancer. Has friends who are gay. Will always try to be a special friend. Annoys but he's cute. Good football player. Cant handle losing in silly games. He's a cute little minion who has a special place in friendship. Spreads happiness where ever he goes.
A cool guy, tends to be a massive weeb. Has dressed as an akatsuki member every Halloween for 4 years in a row. Tends to like Cameron.
Me: what are you gonna be for Halloween this year?
Alex: *snorts and tips fedora* I’m condsidering being an akatsuki member this year… it’s sure to get all the waifus this time! Dattebayo!!
Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.