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Waste of time 

I won't describe what means "Waste of time", because it is a waste of time.
This definition is a waste of time.
I'm wasting time writing this, and now you're realizing you are wasting time reading this.
What a waste of time.
Waste of time by Gaetano96 December 18, 2014

Masturbation Time Syndrome 

An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.
Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?

good time girl 

old euphemism, still used for: 1. tart, slut; or 2. sex worker, callgirl, prostitute. A woman who is in search of cheap (if possible, cost- and pain-free) fun, particularly featuring easy and good sex, very interested in the financial generosity of dickheads (a due reward for her looks and personality and class). May either be (see definition 1 above) an "Essex girl" a "Tracy" in her leisure mode, or (def 2) a professional at work. Note: the term is still found used where speakers find it legally safer, more discreet or wittier to view this way of life as "just harmless good clean fun for all concerned"!
Good time girl in the street in Soho, London: "Looking for a good time, govn'r? Well, I cert'nly am!"
good time girl by kofi May 14, 2003

All Time Quarterback 

The person designated to play quarterback for both teams when playing street football if there are an unequal amount of players.
It's 11 people out here. We'll play 5 on 5 and Mike will be All Time Quarterback because he has the best arm.
All Time Quarterback by mistahsmif January 28, 2011

Daylight savings time  

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)
"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"

wanna have a good time? 

A word used by famous Australian Pimp: Jesse Bauld
This word is now a popular catchphrase evrywhere!
"Wanna have a good Time?, with a beer?"