Fag Fart

Fart with no sound because the loose asshole has been horse-fucked by other fags

Sorry you couldn’t hear my fag fart...those sperm stains are gonna smell.

by Rev Sharpton October 28, 2020

Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021

Fart Guzzler

This is a guy that pisses you off so bad you'd rather see him guzzle gallons of fart juice then ever have to talk to him again!

I wish that stupid Fart Guzzling cop would shut the hell up!

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

white fart

To expel semen from recent anal sex during a seemingly innocent fart.

"Oh honey, can you check and see if I just white farted?"

by Bryan T February 1, 2006

Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.

"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"

by Horatio Valdez May 4, 2008

air fart

This generally happens when someone has been working out or stressing their torso and then a little poot comes out with an amazingly awful stench.

Holy crap, Lucas was exercizing and then he smelled horrible i think it was an air fart.

by AustinFera December 29, 2005

Fart Sock

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain

"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."

by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003