Wiley

literally the best person you’ll ever meet. super duper smart, athletic, and sweet. everyone wants to be his friend. girls will literally cry over him. even though he is a dummy he will make you smile for hours. literally perfect.

damn look at wiley

by dumdumdumdumddumdum January 2, 2021

Wifey

Your wife, or serious girlfriend.

"I'm chillin wit wifey tonight."
"That's wifey on the phone."

by Chelley January 15, 2006

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

wired to the moon

Someone who's not all there.

That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon

by wanderer September 11, 2003

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

wifey snatcher

someone that tries to steal another guy's wifey

Dayumm yo, David took Tyrone's wifey. He a ill wifey snatcher.

by EXCLUSiVEXX March 30, 2008

Diddy Wire

Diddy wire is a thing of most little boys childhoods. Its were one rub's garden wire/chicken wire between their hands and it feels like a boob.

Ohhhhhh, give me a go at your diddy wire.

by nic915 May 3, 2011