Whereupon one's arsenal of jokes is exhausted to the extent that extends beyond the ability of one's creativity, thus rendering old useless jokes the only option in a futile attempt to shift an embarrassing focus from oneself to someone else.
by qazpeverell October 30, 2011
Get the recycling old useless jokesmug. Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!
That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!
That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!
by Missy Meg January 5, 2009
Get the more useless than tits on a nunmug. -you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.
by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004
Get the About as useless as a hat full of busted assholesmug. Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank
by No more nights February 24, 2023
Get the Fucking useless neck down braindead cuntmug. When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.
Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!
Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-
Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.
Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-
Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.
by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
Get the Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeysmug. Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?
-Gordon Ramsay
-Gordon Ramsay
by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022
Get the Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?mug. by wpk January 24, 2017
Get the uselessmug.