Paper treatment

You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.

Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.

Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*

by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023

Victor treatment

Victor is a guy who is very selfish and mistreats you terribly and doesnt take in account your feelings or povs on things. he is also french (most of the time)

He is giving me a Victor treatment! what a dickhead!!!🙄

by dyckrider October 4, 2023

Cinder Block Treatment

Make him squat with his feet on a pair of cinder blocks, then take your two strongest flicking fingers and just go "thunk-thwap-thunk- thwap" as hard as you can against anything dangly you might find.

Oh man! I heard that fraternity uses the cinder block treatment for initiation!

Yeah, that cinder block treatment scared my life.. and manhood!

by LMD11 March 20, 2011

Sean Lee Treatment

Straight getting knocked the fuck out. (Can be lethal, can be an illegal hit) but you still get laid out. High chance of getting top 5 on SportsCenter's top 10.

Keyshawn Johnson: Wow what a hit, definitely can be the play of the year!
Boomer: COM'N man!!! He sure got the Sean Lee Treatment!

by dezmesticviolence August 24, 2013

the bowl treatment

When one's hair exceeds their mothers liking. she proceeds to place the fitted bowl on her son's head and buzz off what ever hair she can see.

dude! look! i think Reece had the bowl treatment last night.

by emu fagget January 19, 2014

The butt treatment

When you are with a group of friends and one of them has been acting like an asshole , you and the rest of your friends hold the person and one of you rub your butt in thier face. That will teach them not to be asshole or butthole!

Hey he's being an asshole let's give him the butt treatment!💩

by El CABO MAGANA June 2, 2018

The Quan Treatment

The act of Beatin the shit out of someone so badly, they are banished from the squad. The victim of the treatment is stuck throwing shade at the squad, but never doing anything physical

Watch your back, he might give youThe Quan Treatment

by IssaMysteryy June 4, 2018