ticker

a hardcore drug that is anally absorbed

That ticker will get you high like a biker's speed.

by 10239172901319ejwgf February 8, 2014

Lift Tickets

Code for any quantity of Cocaine. Derived from the terms "snow" and "ski trip" referring to cocaine.

Hey man, are you going to get those lift tickets?

by Favnuts April 25, 2008

gay ticket

A ticket or summons presented to someone for performing an overwhelmingly homosexual act.

Johnny slapped Petey in the ass and was presented with 3 gay tickets.

Roger wiped his ass from the front and was given 5 gay tickets.

by Georgeo December 13, 2008

golden ticket

When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.

Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.

by Anon and Unknown March 13, 2007

Wolfin/sellin wolf tickets

lieing

Man she sellin Wolf tickes,
That bitch is Wolfin

by Cortney October 28, 2003

ticket to kick it

Something used to gain entry to an event or function, or to hang with someone.

Your ticket to kick it

Guy #1: "Let me come to the party tonight, i've got 5 hot girls ready to get loose."

Guy #2: "Alright thats your ticket to kick it right there."

OR

Guy: "Whats up girl, you wanna chill? I got a fat sack we can smoke."

Girl: "Yeah for sure let's do it."

by d.nicholas July 2, 2008

ninja tickets

A new method of internet shopping that searches and compares prices in real time without being detected by the host site.

Ninjatickets.com is a ninja tickets shopping site.

by NinjaTickets September 11, 2007