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Thundercunt

a) an electric sex toy used for masturbation that resembles a cunt

b) brand name for the above mentioned

c) an offensive slang term used to describe the biggest, meanest bitches out there. Trumps bitch, whore, cunt, etc.
a) Man, don't use a pocket pussy! Get a thundercunt.

b) The Thundercunt is one of the electric fake pussies on the market today

c) That thundercunt hung up on me!
by Loins April 2, 2008
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Thundercunt

Catchy word for someone who is a cunt, can also be used in conjunction with the words Kentucky and Fried
Person one: Heeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeey

Person two: Get that video up from the party you Thundercunt.
by HariboJDB February 19, 2009
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thundercock

A guy that is a douche but doesn't know it, while hitting on three girls or more girls all involved in the same cliche.
Just look at your local douches and your most likely to find a thundercock in that group.
by nails of a wolverine June 3, 2009
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Thunderdunk

Occurs on a hot summers night as your balls hang low and then, when a friend or enemy falls asleep, or is heavily intoxicated, one drops their pants, swings their thighs in a thrust forward motion then drops down quickly to slap the victims face with the testicles.
That was the craziest Thunderdunk ever, his balls hit that guys face so hard I thought I heard a sonic boom!
by Zach Lane May 30, 2008
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Tittoes Thunderfuck

Making your bitch walk back to her dormitory alone during a thunderstorm, usually resulting in near death and or severe bodily damage.
Guy 1: Yo, I Tittoes Thunderfucked my bitch last night during that storm. She got struck in the vag with a bolt of lightning.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude is she alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, but whenver I insert now I get shocked. Her spicebox is like a fucking electric generator.
Guy 2: Have you tried plugging things into her?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ran out of sockets so she's running the microwave as we speak.
by Barry Mastrocockslap January 11, 2009
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thundercunt

A woman with an unusually bad temper; a bitch; or a man who unjustly takes out his anger on others. Term thought to be derived from the idea that you can hear a thundercunt coming from far away, whereas a cunt is...well....just a cunt.
"Watch out, here comes that thundercunt!" cunt
by theultimatedestroyer August 27, 2010
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Thunderdunk

1. A game played in men's public restrooms while dropping a deuce.
The rules: Nugget must make a splash which in turn allows you to yell, "THUNDERDUUUUUUUNK!" If audible from outside the restroom you score one point.
If turd audible you earn two points.
Play until fifteen points scored.
A dude runs into the men's and crashes into the stall and lets out a deuce and it is a splasher so he shouts, "THUNDERDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!"

Man 1: "Dude I totally just heard you thunderdunk out here!"
Man 2: "Yeah that thunderdunk just ripped my O ring!"
by Jared Orion, Richard Wayne October 30, 2007
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