filipino tango

the filipino tango is where you combine a rusty trobone with the dirty sanchez then shove it in her mouth and while she tries to push you away you hold it there and dance

Doode last night I did the filipino tango with my girlfriend.

by Kanjodakai September 20, 2009

The devil's tango

Another word for sex.

'Did you hear that Evan and Aiden did the devil's tango in the lavatory?' Exclaimed Jess.

'What, really?' I replied.

by V@l3ntin@ March 12, 2022

naked tango

This is sex. It's like a dance in that there is movement, and it can often be awkward for non-professionals.

Hey babe, do you have time to do the naked tango with me tonight?

by macinlor November 1, 2016

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

pulling a tango

When a CS:GO player takes too long to rotate and defuse the bomb, causing baits or the round to be lost.

Simon: Oh where is jack?
*Jack is still at long doors 30 seconds after the plant*
Dan: Looks like he is pulling a tango.

by Raged-Daniel March 19, 2016

Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst

Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."

by Cold_One_With_The_Bois May 25, 2018

Voicemail Tango

When you call someone and start leaving a voicemail, only to have them call you while leaving the message, possibly going to your voicemail, and you are both dancing the (brrum pum pum) voicemail tango !

"Did you reach Sue last night ? "
"No, I tried but we just did the voicemail tango until my battery died"
"Sux dude"

by Chicago Grooves November 28, 2012