Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

by ShitThinker October 29, 2012

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ooo… (give you up)
Ooo… (give you up)
Never gonna give
Never gonna give (give you up)
Never gonna give
Never gonna give (give you up)

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

by Jack Ouyang November 21, 2022

Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011

shinkinka

Get out of my house and stop eating my caesar salad you hype beast.

As the kid in the Yeezys opened up the fridge to consume my salad, I yelled "Shinkinka" and he skrrted away

by swaggygin November 23, 2017

Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture

The Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture (SBHG) is used to describe abstract things by leadership in a corporate environment. Typical uses are to describe a process, workflow, or when making a really good point that everyone should pay attention to. To perform the SBHG, simply start with your hands placed wide on the table with your palms facing eachother. After making each point, or describing each step, lift your hands like you are holding a box, and pretend to shrink it by an increment proportional to something in your description. Place the imaginary box back on the table. Your hands will be closer together with the palms facing. Now, repeat the process until you are satisfied. This phrase can be used in many situations such as:
"Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture used in that meeting!"
"He/She really got me with that Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture. I just nodded and agreed!"
"I will now perform the Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture"

Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture he/she used in that meeting!

by Caticon July 10, 2018

shinkling

Taking a shit in a hole cut in a frozen lake.

I’m trying to go ice fishing but instead of fishing I’m just going to do some shinkling.

by camp dube December 13, 2018

Slop-Sinking

Fornicating in/on company used work areas such as slop-sinks, walk-in freezers and utility closets.

1.) Bobby: "you take that girl home from the bar and give her the ol' sweet dick willy?"

Joe: "Nah, my wife was waiting for me at home so I took her in the back room and slop-sinked her."

2.) "I got fired cause the security cameras caught me slop-sinking while I was on the clock."

by Slop-sink March 25, 2010