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stapler kid

Someone who reminds you of Milton from Office Space.
This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.
1- "Is the guy reading a programing robotics book for fun?"
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."
by the_calculus_kid October 25, 2010
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Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.
My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.
by ButterMN January 8, 2008
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Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.
Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.
by tornHorse February 28, 2011
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staplekid

a guy who stapled his hand in art class
im starting to call **mike**
staplekid
by robert niewiera March 9, 2009
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stapleler

The person who staples, mostly in a workplace.
Oh, I'm a stapleler.
by guydudeman12 February 28, 2011
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Staple Buster

A UOIG (tm) report that is so long it requires more then one staple to securely bind the document. This is a result of one staple only penetrating the first half of the report.
A) Did you see Travis's report for this Friday?

B) Yeah man, that thing is a real staple buster. I will be up all night reading that damn thing. I tried to staple it and only bound half of the document, what's worse is the stapler is toast.
by IG2010 May 10, 2011
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staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!
by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011
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