Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

by Neffy125 December 7, 2023

Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either

Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.

by bushsplat February 23, 2024

Splat dugging

The act of getting a heterosexual veteran of a trench war to remember having gay relations with a war buddy

Yo, Im about to go splat dugging Justin's grandpa, wanna come?

by Gorper1275 February 4, 2025

EVIL SPLAT

To define evil poop, or evil s**!.

Man that car is evil splat.

by Mamba1968black March 7, 2026

Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.

I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.

by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025

Splat

Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina

Dave asked for Kim to send him a picture of her splat

Jane had a fine looking splat

by Mustgav July 26, 2025

Tug Tug Splat

The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal

Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma

by The Bows July 11, 2015