Sphincter vision

The ability to seek out dat ass and get somebody right in the sphincter. This person is called a sphincterizer

Zac: Swiggity swooty I'm gonna cum in that booty
John: Dude you could easily do it with that sphincter vision you got there.

Zac: I know. I used it on your mom last night!
John: ...My mom was raped to death you jackass

by Definitely not Kyle September 9, 2016

splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

Sphincternet

a really crappy internet connection made by compounding the words Sphincter and Internet.

i hate my sphincternet. im only getting 1 kb/s.

by General Dynamic September 9, 2008

Shlinger

Penis.

He whipped out his shlinger and pissed all over the place

You see, that's a big shlinger

by Faux Sheez February 18, 2011

dole slinger

Welfare functionary who may or may not provide you with social assistance (aka the dole).

"The hog lard plant done blowed up, kids. Time to go see the dole slinger."

by Bort McAllister May 12, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004

sphincter boy

A symonym for asshole or douchebag. Can also be used as a put-down to homosexuals.

"Shut up sphincter boy!"
"That guy's a major sphincter boy."

by Kizz-aj Bizz-enson August 12, 2006