Slide Over

go see a female late at night to have sex.slide over is to have sex.

You should let me slide over later on, so we can engage in intimacy. Going there to have sex. Sex without condoms.

by Gcope6 June 10, 2018

Solider

A common misspelling of the word soldier often used by little Eastern European kids or others who can't English while playing video games.

Eastern European squeaker squeaks: "no fair solider is op snoipur is no fun is gay"
South American kid with 927 ping responds "haha bich sniper is gey and i wrecks ur muma" while wrecking squeakers mum

by professorpigskin August 3, 2018

Angry Brown Spider

A colloquial expression used for the anus and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going sexual activity, such as anal sex or rimming. It is often abbreviated simply as "ABS" in the interest of brevity.

Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.

Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.

Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.

Did I tell you about that chick I slept with at the party last night? Turns out that she was BIG into anal, so she showed me her angry brown spider...and as I slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to 'take her soul'.

by justplainnuts January 5, 2010

Spider-Man 3

A very underrated and under appreciated movie. The movie’s critical failure was mostly due to the studio (Sony) pushing Sam Raimi (Director) to have venom in the movie. Though the final product was messy as it is, it’s still a decent movie.

P.S. this is all Sony’s fault. Sam Raimi had no intentions for venom. In a recent interview, he says that he “never understood the character”, which is totally reasonable. Please don’t blame my guy Raimi by being a dickhead.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Spider-Man 3?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awful.
Person 1: Yo bro, there were a lot of great moments in the film and you still think the movie is plain awful?
Person 2: You know what, I changed my mind. Spider-Man 3 was decent. It’s just the studio that I hate. I feel bad for Raimi though... great filmmaker.

by RockBroccoli101 August 26, 2019

Spider Shake

The spider shake, mostly used by teenagers, is the act of picking up and violently shaking an article of clothing before wearing to remove any spiders which may be hiding inside. This is necessary if the article of clothing was stored in a particularly messy place.

Mother: "Alex! I just saw a brown recluse crawl out of that pile in your closet, be careful getting dressed!"

Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."

by Anata Odoroku Baki Mite October 1, 2009

Slide Missing

The feeling of not remembering certain parts of the previous night, similar to a slide machine missing slides in a slide show. Usually caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.

An example of a Slide Missing:

Frank: Hey man, what happened last night after Sally poured beer all over John?

Jack: No idea man. There are a few slides missing from last night.

by WackyJack December 7, 2010

spider twerk

the act of twerking with your feet on the wall and your hands on the ground.

Barb: Hey Zoey do you want to see me twerk?

Zoey: Haha that is lame compared to spider twerking.

by glutenfreepizza January 4, 2014