Sperious

Used like 'serious', in an expression of disbelief. Very ghetto, originates from the genuine ghetto gangsta flicks

Rob Lewis: I just did some hardcore turtle licking on my boyfriend last night!

Sexy Adam: Sperious man!? I always knew you were bent...

by rob lewis May 13, 2005

Sperkled

The act of being high on life.

Today I was so sperkled...

by Amo_G April 25, 2006

Sperm purse

A phrase used to describe the testicles. mostly used to describe the srotum or scrotul sack.

"She totally robbed my sperm purse"

"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"

"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"

by Mr.webb November 9, 2008

Speroni

-someone belonging to a group that is incredibly physically attractive.
-an Italian with a nice body and amazing cooking skills.
-could possibly be linked to the maffia.
-refuses to believe his singing skills are anything below perfect.
-group of the sweetest and most fun-loving people alive who are amazingly talented in bed.

damn did you see those Speroni boys (jeff and tommy), id do them any day

why the hell are you with your loser boyfriend, you could have a Speroni making you happy.

by treee December 14, 2008

Speran

Archaic male name meaning "patient and hopeful one" or "the one who longs for his love"

Derived from the Spanish word 'ESPERANDO' (meaning waiting)

Speran knew one day that he and his true love would be together for all time.

by brunettebombshell February 6, 2010

Sperm whiplash

A whiplash given to a female, by ejaculating super hard in her face/mouth.

Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.

by femalepleaser69 July 31, 2011

sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

by snarf dragon September 20, 2014