pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.

"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"

by b3nis March 8, 2018

Co-worker smile

Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence

As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile

by 265354 August 18, 2013

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.

by Opinionated Webster June 2, 2016

vertical smile

A woman's Vagina. Called a smile since there are two labia or lips just like a face.

I'd like to kiss that vertical smile any time.

by wickers February 12, 2008

Bush Smile

A natural occurring smile that follows a statement, which perceived by the speaker, sounds very smart, cleaver and/or appears to prove one's point.

L. Ron Hubbard gave a Bush Smile after he answered the interviewer's question about suppressors.

by NykoJoe February 9, 2010

mathilde smile

A girl's smile that simply is too contagious, makes everyone else want to smile.
Whenever someone looks at a mathilde smile, they smile too.
Like an infection.

Goddamnit that girl's smile is beautiful.
thats a mathilde smile.

by ollidee February 2, 2016

Conway Smile

Smiling by means of staring off in space and forming your lips usually so that that top lip is arched and only the top row of teeth show. Then end result usually ends in looking like an idiotic redneck.

Paula: Why did you not load that picture of us on facebook? I wanted to make that my new default picture.

Chad: Sorry, but someone made a Conway Smile in the background, and you know I can't be associated with rednecks.

by John Footpeniz December 17, 2008