sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023

Slarking

The opposite of Gaslighting. Derived from Soliddarking.

"I don't gaslight, I only Slark."

"She's known for Slarking, her ex gaslit her a lot so she's doing the opposite."

by ActiveUser1963 January 20, 2024

sloonking

The act of shitting in your hands and then masturbating you or someone else.

Girlfriend: Hey Babe can we sloonk tonight?
You: Let me get the laxatives!
Girlfriend: I love sloonking!

by tristans.lifts May 1, 2024

Smorking

When you get a fish to suck you dick freaky style then have a dog eat the fish off your dick

I caught my boyfriend smorking on the public beach with my family dog

by Dookieking May 8, 2024

SLURKING

The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.

Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.

by azvalley66 April 16, 2025

Snorking

When you fall asleep during a game of cards then start pounding your ham

Damn dude look at John, he’s been snorking ever since he lost fish and fell asleep

by Gothmommylover May 4, 2025

Sporking

To cuddle (spooning) with prong of "fork" inserted in "spoon"

Me and my husband were sporking when we fell asleep.

by Halos X January 2, 2026