Lynx Point Siamese cat

The worst fucking cat breed ever they piss under your bed and scratch your ass

"I hate bob he pissed on the couch AGAIN"

"Who's bob"

"My lynx point Siamese cat"

by Shittedonem July 12, 2021

King Of Siam

An esteemed gentleman demanding (and deserving) great respect.

The title derives from the monarchy of Siam, but can now refer to an individual who owns the absolute respect and admiration of all whom he may encounter.

The King Of Siam may be considered charming, intelligent, handsome and influential.

Pedestrian: "My lords, is that the King Of Siam?!?"
Other pedestrian: "Good God, he's so unfathomably majestic"

by The King Of Siam August 30, 2022

Silambarasan

He is one of the Hard-working actor in Kollywood. He had Faced a lot of struggles in his life and still he is undoubtedly one of the leading star in Tamil Industry. Soon his Fanbase will Increase in Tamil Nadu.

Silambarasan is Called as STR. Silambarasan is a Name, STR is an Emotion.

by Vickystr43 December 1, 2020

Siamese Handbag

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.

Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet

by Goat Lad June 26, 2010

shmamsauced

past the point of shmammered, and beyond the point of hamsauced. Where shmammered and hamsauced meet, and create a wonderchild of clusterfuck

Dude did you see that guy running around in his underpants with a major hard on chasing different zoo animals?

Yeah, he was completely shmamsauced.

by Whippin Nips August 2, 2011

Siamese Snake Charmer

An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.

John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night

by IanPaiceFan69 March 11, 2022

Siamise Kangaroo

A sex act in which multiple people have sex with a woman, and one male starts from the other end of the room when another male is already penetrating the woman and the male from the other end of the room jumps and kicks her in the mouth and makes her bleed. If he doesn't at first attempt he has to retry.

Why did Paige have messed up teeth?

She went all out with the Siamise Kangaroo.

by Redeer January 16, 2010