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River Heckling

To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."
1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.

2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.
by Slipkid July 18, 2006
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rideaway

When your landning a skitrick and riding away smoof and relaxed.

def.2 When your ridin' out like a THUG!
OMG Henrik Harlaut just afterbanged that cork 9 and then did the steeziest rideaway evaa'!!
by gangsta-e May 1, 2009
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River Mermaid

A slut or promiscuous person, esp. flirtatious young women who reside at cottages/cabins during summertime.
"Man, your neighbor is hot!"
"Oh, Zyn? Yeah, she's a total river mermaid."
by panicmania April 18, 2013
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rilea

Amazing, sweet, caring girl. She usally gets hurt a lot because she care to much. Don't get on her bad side! She doesn't think she is pretty because she compares her self to everyone.
I want to be just like Rilea
by Rileainspace August 30, 2016
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River Roach

Female known for jumping from boat to boat consuming whatever alcohol she can get ahold of. Also is passed around the group like a joint. Seen wearing cut off shorts straw hat and has the smell of alcohol and semen on her breath.
That girl is nothing but a river roach.
by RustyHooker August 1, 2020
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river sex

when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.
dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night
by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021
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Rival Nolan

A seventeen-year-old male that loves little girls, he also tries to deny that he is not a "little girl lover".
He also loves to hug, kiss, and e-date e-girls.
You are acting just like Rival Nolan
by Spidaris December 21, 2022
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