everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

No Reason Boner

Definition 1: An erection for no apparent reason. It can happen any time and anywhere. Super embarrasing.
Definition 2: A song made by Ninja Sex Party in the album Nsfw.

1: Danny Sex Bang: I like coleslaw, but not that much! No reason boner.

2: Person 1: No Reason Boner is the story of my life.

by Golden Inferno August 2, 2017

ramon

a badass. knows what he wants, but has no motivation. creative mind and gets the hook-ups, but too broke to fully achieve goals. a dreamer. knows awesome music and has great hair. makes skinny jeans, leather jackets, and animal prints work without looking homo. chicks digg him, homies want him at every event, is the type of guy that's missed. can pick and choose the crowd he wants to hang with because he's fun to be around and is liked by different peoples. not racist, but can't stand certain types...not cool with posers or people who try too hard to be cool. way funny naturally. is different in a totally awesome way. goes by moncho which is the only cool nickname for ramon

girl #1: haha omg, your friend is so funny! *thinking cute too but doesn't say it because girl#2 already did
what's his name?

girl #2: Ramon, but he goes by moncho!

by babeee16 October 25, 2011

Ramones

BEST PUNK ROCK BAND EVER!!! FIRST PUNK ROCK BAND EVER!!! buy the their toughest hits album, its the bomb.also, on blitzkrieg bop, people always edit the word "shoot", dont do that, its not a happy song, ITS A PUNK SONG, which is happy and not at the same time, get it?

hey, ho, lets go!(x4) they're forming in a straight line, going through a tight wind, the kids are losing their minds, blitzkrieg bop........ (rest on lyrics.com)

by Ramones 4ever!! May 29, 2003

Remona

A girls name. A beautiful person, inside and out. Tends to be spoiled, always getting her way. Has men wrapped around her finger. Hates to be around kids for long periods of time. Must get her nails done every other Friday.

My co worker pulled a Remona, when my other co worker kept bringing his kids to work.

by YourKidding February 3, 2010

the ramones

The most rank band in the history.. Even though thats not where they wanna be.

Great. I am about to break into song now..



They are fantastic actors in "Rock N Roll Highschool" as well!


The most classic band and best band and How anybody could go on..

Chain Saw is my favorite song from THE RAMONES!

by moe ramone June 26, 2005

Women's reasoning

When a women or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is Women's reasoning. (see Anna for Details)

Women's reasoning
because i said so.
I need more shoes because i ran out of them for the month.

by kiwi's marky mark February 22, 2008