The Rationals

One of the best bands EVER! They have Mohawks, Dreadlocks, Swiss people, and English people..they play ska, rock, alt., and funk music
Mike - Lead singer, rhythm Guitarist
Dan - Lead Guitarist
James - Bass
Noah - Drums

Kick butt amazing, wanna rock, PARTY HARDY!, Friggin Frogs, FUNK! the rationals

by mike arneth December 8, 2007

National Rational Satanist Day

National Rationalistic Satabist day is August 12th. The purpose of the day is to bring awareness to the Group, and the many misconceptions about them.

It's National Rational Satanist day!

by Atlas The Gerry October 8, 2020

intra-rationalism

Postulate that humanity moved from polytheism to monotheism when they switched from uncooked to cooked cuisine.

The idea that changes to your spiritual manifestation are facilitated by changes to your diet.

Intra-rationalism is the hypothesis that belief in a single unity might have been facilitated by cooked food.

It would take the delineation of kosher food in Jewish law as indicative; but not causative of the change to monotheism.

by flightfacilities January 4, 2022

super-rationalism

The paradigm that the minimum material-cost-to-profit-ratio (inverted; in trillions) is the purchasing power of the entire body politic.

In America; the material cost of acquisition must be 1:14 in order for the retail-service provider to provide a profit.

Super-rationalism would thus portend the aggregate purchasing power of the American consumer to be--in totum-- fourteen trillion dollars.

by flightfacilities February 19, 2022

inter-rationalism

The paradigm that your immune system is your personality.

Inter-rationalism asserts that all your elements-of-feeling appear via poly-rationalism into the immune system. Thus the immune system contains the elements of feeling.

by flightfacilities February 22, 2022

poly-rationalism

Idea that the human soul is contained within the liver.

Poly-rationalism is an idea that a person's soul is contained within the liver. It is inspired by Hinduism which proffers that the human gallbladder is Satan in the bible.

by flightfacilities February 22, 2022

Jimmy Ration

Jimmy Ration is such a sexy black man with huge applicated nostrils and combined rations that forged his willy that was said to be 30.7 inch long falling short to Alistair the sexiest guy who has a 83.79 inch long schlong like oh my god so hot. But Jimmy's square foreskin is made of apples and curry powder who likes men underneath his trampoline

Gut 1: "I love Rations"

The Jimmy Ration: "I am Rations"
*Breaks balls into 7 orbs*

by SpinierShark March 26, 2022