A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.
I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.
by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013
Get the Yoda Rantmug. by AquaBearx3 October 1, 2018
Get the Rantmug. When, upon hearing someone's comments that enrage you, you cannot restrain yourself from verbally launching into a tirade of self opinionated abuse towards that individual to your present company of family/friends etc. in a way that becomes tedious to all around you.
The doorman refused our sisters entry to the club because she was not 'their type of customer' . She ruined everyone's night by Tranting ( Trump Ranting) nonstop . ( She knew Jeans were not allowed )
by Juggledonuts August 16, 2017
Get the Tranting ( Trump Ranting)mug. Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?
by Stupid Af July 14, 2021
Get the shower rantmug. Kimberly was holding court with her cougar friends “cougar ranting “ about all the young men she had sex with.
by Dane Bread November 7, 2017
Get the Cougar rantingmug. Ranting? Okay...
Why the heck is the word short longer then the word long?
Why are pineapples called pineapples?! I don’t see a pine and it doesn’t look like an apple!
Why do spiders exist?! Can they please exist somewhere else?!
Why is quick attack so strong in the Pokémon anime?!
Why do people argue in group projects so much?!
Why do some Pokémon take baby steps and some chase you at the SPEED OF SOUND
When are you gonna use 90% of geometry they teach in school in real life if your not a builder?!
Why does too much mint taste spicy?!
Why do people say where in among us more then I do irl?!
Why am I here?!
Why the heck is the word short longer then the word long?
Why are pineapples called pineapples?! I don’t see a pine and it doesn’t look like an apple!
Why do spiders exist?! Can they please exist somewhere else?!
Why is quick attack so strong in the Pokémon anime?!
Why do people argue in group projects so much?!
Why do some Pokémon take baby steps and some chase you at the SPEED OF SOUND
When are you gonna use 90% of geometry they teach in school in real life if your not a builder?!
Why does too much mint taste spicy?!
Why do people say where in among us more then I do irl?!
Why am I here?!
by The legendary husky October 27, 2020
Get the Rantingmug. by Ntlane2004 May 24, 2023
Get the HDMI rantmug.