poomb

pee out of my butt.

I had Mexican for lunch so now I will go poomb.

by Dejurka January 23, 2014

Poom

A terrible insult used by someone who isn't old enough to swear.

* Jack goes to take Chloe's sweets*

Chloe: Jack they are mine you poom. You cant have them.

by hudsonlovesdogs January 11, 2014

ploomastophiate

individuals who clean up garbage

the binghamton ploomastophiate do a great job cleaning up garbage

by mylo May 19, 2006

Poompt

A pet name for a real close friend or family member.

"Hey poompt"
"Dats mah poompt"
"Wat chu doin poompt"
"Where mah poompt at"

by Da Bridge August 11, 2007

Poomed

Being successfully exhausted or at the edge of falling asleep after a good and busy day.

"Woah, that was crazy! Base-jumping, laser tagging, parkour, shopping...what a day! I am so poomed!"

Or, simply..."I am so poomed." (With a suggested mood and previous day schedule that was completely and utterly pure awesomeness.)

by Diane Toluvia June 24, 2011

Poompis

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by Poompis June 24, 2020

Poomba-ing

Poomba-ing is when you hogtie your partner, then while having anal sex you shove bugs* in their mouth, then jam an apple in and sing 'if you're achin', oink oink, for some bacon, oink oink' to completion, and finish with the phrase "slimy, yet satisfying".

*It's particularly important to use live grubs where possible.

I had the live grubs and apple, and she was already tied up, so I Poombad her.

I think I might try Poomba-ing with my cousin this weekend.

by Cheesy Stu September 9, 2022