preaching to the Buddha

trying to teach someone something they already know

"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"

by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010

Friend Poaching

The act, usually committed on facebook, of adding a friend of your friend, whom you have never previously met or come into contact with. Upon acceptance, the friend poacher usually makes over exuberantly friendly and all too awkward comments on his new "friend's" statuses.

dude 1: Hey, it says that we have (insert name) as a mutual friend, how do you know him????

dude 2: ... uhh...

dude 1: dude have you been friend poaching???? Stop poaching my friends bro.

by TRL0 November 9, 2009

Patching

Patching is a game where you elude to the phrase "Cabbage patch kid" in a Facebook comment after a certain person (who looks like a cabbage patch kid) has commented. Started by sktc.co.uk . Look for '/patching' on the site.

Patching: 'Hey kid! Have you played Portal lately? They've released a patch that gets rid of a lot of bugs. Took away that cabbage-green colour that sometimes flashes across the screen.'

by jobo91 June 9, 2011

pitching a no-shitter

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss

Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

by El Chapo March 7, 2011

Super Preaching

The precise definition is: The kind of preaching that is ordained supernaturally , anointed, planned, and executed by God through a faithful servant who serves as a pastor, preacher or evangelist and preaches the extreme message of the good news and the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ (The Cross) and extreme Hell preaching that condemns sin and emphasizes sin, Judgment ,Hell and teaches the whole counsel of God.

When Tony preaches to a congregation, his preaching is described as Super Preaching.

by Master Theologian August 25, 2010

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004

Poaching a Hot Tub

1: The act of searching for a hot tub in a nearby area and doing whatever it takes to get in it...whether it be jumping fences or avoiding mean dogs or hotel security.
2: Not stealing a hot tub; more like stealing and enjoying the hot water and company of friends. Taking what you wish was yours.

"Hey man, we gonna go poach a hot tub tonight?"
"So steal it?"
"Nooo! go find one and drink some brews in a nice hot tub, that isn't ours."
"Then hell yeah, we are definitely Poaching a Hot Tub tonight!!"

by wildchildwiththeredhair December 18, 2012