pitcher catcher 

In a relationship between two men, the pitcher would be defined as the partner who is throwing the bat down the catchers hole. The catchers is the receiver of the pitchers bat as defined in the above sentence.

Would you like to play pitcher catcher with me?

pitcher catcher by Extreme Psycho 1 July 4, 2017

Poor Pinch 

Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.

I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.

My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.

Poor Pinch by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009

pinch hitter

Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.

Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.

pinch hitter by ChuckChaser69 May 17, 2008

Pincey

An adjective describing something that is very small.

It only costs a pincey amount of money.

Pincey by Pince February 20, 2014

Augusto Pinochet 

A brutal dictator who held absolute power in Chile for nearly 17 dark, violent, unforgettable years.

When I visited Santiago, I could still sense Augusto Pinochet looming over the city.

Augusto Pinochet by Cotapos June 24, 2007

pussy pinch 

To pinch a girl on the pussy or cunt!

To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!

To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.

"Hey! He just gave me a pussy pinch!"

"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"

Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"

"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"

pussy pinch by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

pinch a loaf 

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.

"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."

pinch a loaf by bingobastard March 28, 2009