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Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.
I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.

My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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