So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
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smiley pebbles

I had some smiley pebbles last night. It wasn't great.
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Pebble

Y/n:I’m gonna call you pebble!
Y/n2:why?
Y/n:look it up yourself you’ll know why!
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Pebble climbing

The act of having sex with a small woman.

‘The opposite of rock climbing
Kanye’s for sure pebble climbing tonight!
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Pebbles Canard

Pornstar nickname of Conan O'Brien, derived from the name of his first pet and street of childhood residence.
Pebbles Canard did his classic sensual move, the "Coco-Oh-No," in his latest sizzling adult film.
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Smiley pebbles

I had some smiley pebbles last night. It wasn't great
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Pebbles da bully

Pebbles is the definition of cute.

Pebbles is our dog, she’s literally the definition of cute.
“Omg! Pebbles da bully is so cute!! She deserves everything and all the things she possibly wants”
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