So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
by t655645765 March 8, 2009
Get the hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.mug. A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.
"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.
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Get the Shifty Shekel Pebble Banditmug. by Ember_2047 August 2, 2024
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by Pebbling May 1, 2024
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Get the pebblemug. When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).
by roachnastee December 11, 2017
Get the pebble spreadmug. 