Packet

A whorish muckhole who gets on her back and wets up for any bloke that dangles a bag of meth in her face...

Danni acts like a packet but still isn't high coz even meth don't make her fuckable

by Analamy69 October 17, 2020

Ketchup packet

A discarded bloody tampon or pad

She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere

by wil Wheaton/not the real August 10, 2019

packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes

Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.

by Welchling July 19, 2015

No packet

Mocking epiphet that relates to the generation-defining video of pedagogical visionary Jeff Bliss challenging the Western primary education status quo of assigning packets as educational work instead of actual instruction, thereby failing to inspire students to be motivated to learn the class content. Even though the packet or having one derisively denotes lazy character or methodology of the target, it is an ironic diversion where the no or negative conduit of the expression flips the meaning and connects it to the use of other broad derisive euphemisms like Ye's interview response "You ain't got the answers Sway" where Sway provides answers to questions on how success is built in entertainment but Ye defines these as not being answers because they are incorrect.

*sends a self made painting of a penis*
foid- Do you like my artwork
chad-yea shirt yo
-no packet

by DerekChauvin Gaming April 14, 2025

The Freakin' Packet Yo

The Freakin' Packet Yo - First started by a student telling his teacher that she needed to stop giving them packets and that students learned face to face. It has gone on to mean you do not know something, usually followed by, "I learn face to face" to signify that you do not understand something others have just read or seen, you need to be told.

Friend: Hey, have you seen that we just made first contact with aliens!
You: No, I don't learn from The Freakin' Packet Yo, I learn face to face!

by HuzzB4Bruzz February 18, 2025

Ketchup packet

When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.

My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao

by Erawr;) April 24, 2021

I WILL SEND PACKETS

A term (Minecraft) players use to jokingly toy with someone who is lagging or is gaining above average latency. Commonly used with "gigahertz" and "gigashits" to add an extra veil of tomfoolery. Used in mocking manner.

Popularized in summer of 2024.

(If Person2 is experiencing slight latency issues, and is projected to experience extreme exponential growth of latency):
Person1: I will send packets!!!!!!!1111!
Person2: 😭
Person1: I WILL SEND 5000 GIGAHERTZ AND GIGASHITS
Person2: 😭
(If Person2 is already experiencing extreme latency):
Person1: I just sent packets
Person2: 😭

by crescending December 4, 2024