MUFFIN HAPPY

A severe craving for muffins, especially when you have the munchies.

"You ate THE WHOLE pan of muffins!?"
"Sorry I got muffin happy."

by zeus2008 January 11, 2009

Muffin Hugger

is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the massive muffin top.

Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.

Dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it.

Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.

by hereandnowiamu July 6, 2012

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like or looks like a muffin.

"Mrs Lifeld is quite muffinious!" said Mr Luke and Mr Rizvi.

by Ashmit February 13, 2019

snatch muffin

A term of endearment to your sexy lady friend who willingly accepts this nickname.

How's my little snatch muffin doing today?

by Shazbob December 7, 2006

Hooker Muffin Pie

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?

The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.

by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010

liquid muffin

When a male having a muffin top ejactulates into muffin batter and then fills his own belly button with this batter. The batter is then licked out by the opposite sex. Or the same, depending on what you specifically like.

"Jerry: I'm in the mood for a muffin.
Stephen: The straight or gay way?
Jerry: Definitely not the liquid muffin way."

by well, you asked. December 5, 2010

Nigger muffin

Gay nigger

"Bro, I swear drake is a nigger muffin!"

by Bootypounder999 January 9, 2019