mondle

To Fondle With One's Minge (or vagina). A hybrid word made from fondle and minge.

Hey bro did you ever get lucky with that girl? Yeah I gave her a good mondle but she just wasn't feeling it!

by CopenSomeGrizzly November 19, 2009

mancleanse

The time period during which a woman refuses to date men because of a recent bad break-up. She may be aloof, sarcastic or rude to all guys who approach her as they remind the woman of her man.

Uh oh, Jennifer is going through a mancleanse, she has been snapping at every man she talks to all day. boycleanse, mistercleanse, mandump, done with men, sick of men, men are evil

by joecoolthefool March 31, 2015

chode mongler

one who pilfers, snitches and abuses their chode

hey don't be a chode mongler to my dog

by baum,brent,rawlings=TS December 13, 2004

ferocious ass mongler

someone who ferociously tears in into an asshole and is haggard as fuck

dude that kid is a ferocious ass mongler

by j-nathan December 1, 2006

monglesnog

The sound that a wombat makes when it is sexually stimulated.

Most commonly heard when a male and a female wombat are have sexual intercourse.

Joseph: I say, this zoo is quite amusing.

Franklin: Indeed, fine sir.

*monglesnog*

Franklin: What the devil was that?

Joseph: That, my good fellow, was the sound of two wombats mating.

Franklin: Indeed.

by Sebastian09876543211234567890 September 28, 2008

Monocle

The act of putting ones testicle on a willing participants eye

I played such a brutal game of monocle with molly's mum last night

by BertieQueen April 15, 2015

Monkles

Monkey Nuts
The Junk of a Monkey

Look at that Monkey, he has some big monkles between his tree sitters.

by FunkyValleyMom November 8, 2018