Micro-Racism

Micro-Racism is when some somebody is kinda racist usually without realizing it. Usually happens when some privledged white person who is racially ignorant and makes some dumb comment. Like Bradley or some shit says “why can’t white people say the n-word???? Cause their white????? That’s reverse racism.”

Chet: (to black person) “heyyyyy you look like Beyoncé”

Kevin: (to brown person) “where are you from?”
Anyone: “that’s kinda racist..... like micro-racism”

by nat12 July 27, 2018

micro-shaft

A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".

crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.

Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft

by luke riordan, nick brewin April 23, 2006

Uber Micro

Not just the ability to be pro with a mouse and keyboard, but to be so uber with them that you can play at least four games at once and pwn.

Chris's micro is so uber he pwned me at ten games at once.

by Chris, the l33t November 1, 2004

micro-dater

A micro-dater is one who dates for the short term simply for the sake of dating; a micro-dater will have numerous partners over a short amount of time and will have no qualms about continuing this pattern.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.

"Wow, is that Frank's third girlfriend this month?"
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."

by Schipotle April 5, 2010

micro craves

The strong sexual desire for a small dick or vi-jj.

I really have those MICRO CRAVES right now

by jdash-youready September 25, 2014

Micro B's

Micro B's occur when your balls become extremely sweaty, smelly and develop a layer of ball cheese that covers the entire circumference of the sack. This is a direct result from a long study session on the 6th floor of the microbial science building due to the heat that fills the room up. Can be cured with a good dip sesh in the showers.

Tyler: "Hey jim why do you smell so bad?"

Jim: "Ahhh bro, youre smelling my micro b's, I have Gen Bus 301 tomorrow with skyler."

by Fratern-dip-sesh January 8, 2017

Micro Dick

A penis that is so small that you can't even see it with a microscope

Becky did you hear little Timmy next door has a Micro Dick

by Xx.Pussy_Cat.xX November 15, 2018