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i'd be keen

"Hey Toddy wanna go to revolver and have a couple of pallets? I'd be keen, I'm not doing anything"
by Toddy keen September 12, 2015
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Maynard James Keenan

by Danielle February 20, 2004
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keenan

usually describes a person in being "as hot as fire" and "as cool as ice".
The name may also describe someone as being cute/sexy.
The origin of "keenan" comes from Ireland, and literally means "distant warrior"
Most keenan's are fit and well built people.
They are the gift of god and have both an intelligent brain and a sexy body!

this name is commonly mistaken as "kenan (a major douche bag"
keenan
by mariah909 February 3, 2009
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Kleenices

The "scientific" plural of Kleenex. Modeled after index-indices, matrix-matrices, etc. Pronounced KLEEN-ih-seez.
Seems like you're getting a bad cold, Lena. Your nose is running. Take some Kleenices with you.
by pentozali December 28, 2005
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Keenan Sweatshirt

A Sweatshirt covered in male ejaculatory fluids. Usually found containing 3-5 Racoons.
What is that smell?
Oh, that's just a Keenan Sweatshirt.
by Drout June 4, 2016
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Kwee

When you friend mumbles and tries to say "can we".
Kwee go dow to da cidy lada?
by ImmobileRobin44 November 8, 2020
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Keener's Corollary

Keener's Corollary states, "The s--t you take is the s--t you get."

Keener's Corollary is name given to a philosophical statement related to accepting and dealing with criticism, often given in a harsh, demeaning or insulting manner. The Corollary was first quipped by notable Western Pennsylvania radio personality Scott Keen1, and hence was given the name "Keener's Corollary."

The Corollary's text serves to inspire people who find themselves in a work or personal relationship that has become abrasive, abusive or toxic. It implies that the amount of harassment given to a particular person is directly proportional to the amount of harassment that the person is willing to tolerate. It implies that if a person becomes more resistant and expressive of displeasure to the source of such harassment, that the behavior will not be tolerated, then the source of that harassment will refrain from any future harassment.

It should be noted that Keener's Corollary is not based in any research-supported psychological or philosophical foundations. It was created purely for anecdotal and comical value.
Can you believe he lets his boss talk to him like that? He's such a pussy. Someone needs to teach him Keener's Corollary.
by dlr213 April 16, 2022
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