1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.
David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015
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by palmerchik February 24, 2015
Get the kiwi fresh mug.A Kiwiano is a roughly lemon sized yellow/orange vegetable from New Zealand.
They are covered in respectably sized spikes and are closely related to the cucumber, the plant that they grow on looking near identical.
The flesh under the skin is green and full of seeds that are very similar in design to those of a cucumber.
They are now also grown in places like California.
They are covered in respectably sized spikes and are closely related to the cucumber, the plant that they grow on looking near identical.
The flesh under the skin is green and full of seeds that are very similar in design to those of a cucumber.
They are now also grown in places like California.
by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016
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Great for holiday pictures.
Great for holiday pictures.
by MisterKiwi November 4, 2016
Get the Kiwi mug.A "kawaii" nickname for a girl who can be artistic, creative and fun! But get on her bad side and you'll be sorry you met her!
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