hyper-wokification

When something so banal (and usually positive), like a sunny day, is labelled a 'trigger' by radical activists. Hyper-wokification is when they try to be so woke, they venture into the absurd.

Lulu: the first signs of warm weather is a massive trigger for anyone with an eating disorder, scars, gender dysphoria, body-hatred, trauma, and cellulite.

Me: So the sun's a trigger now? That's some real hyper-wokification...

by Reigna April 25, 2020

hypefairy

opposite of a hypebeast.
1. trend starter.
2. not a follower.
3. cool kids
4. not a copycat
5. not all about nikes

Kevinyour one dope hypefairy.

by lalalala chad December 7, 2006

hype

A fad. A clever marketing strategy which a product is advertized as the thing everyone must have, to the point where people begin to feel they need to consume it.

Millions of suckers fell for the hype and bought a Playstation 2

by AYB February 18, 2003

Hyper Cerebral Electrosis

This is a condition, which is considered to be mythological to some. The condition causes the brain, along with the rest of the head, to explode. This is caused by concentrating. This condition is often referred to as H.C.E., and often leaves the audience of an H.C.E. attack under suspicion of murder.

Gerald and Larry were poking cow patties when Gerald mentioned the time-space continuum. Shortly after, Larry's head exploded due to his acute Hyper Cerebral Electrosis, and Gerald was left as the prime suspect for his murder.

by Swarticus Prime November 17, 2009

jam your hype

jam meaning stop
hype meaning hyper-ness

can also mean hold on, be patient, chill the f*ck out, jam, calm down, shut up now you're buzzin', allow it, stop now

someone chatting breeze/talking sh*t/not shutting up for a LONG time

adam: rah you're buzzin'.. jam your hype cuz

by SCARFACE20 August 27, 2010

hypebeast

BASICALLY AN ATTENTION WHORE. DONE.

hypebeastsneakerhead

by bingbangbing January 3, 2010

Hyper Crush

A band from Los Angeles that creates hip hip and electro beats. They love the 80's and often sing about them. They try to bring back the 80's scene in photo shoots. The band consists of Holly Valentine (vocals), Donny Fontaine (vocals), and Preston Moronie (music).

We're Hyper Crush and nobody does it like we does.

by KiLlErCaLaMaRi January 17, 2009