humpytrumpydumpy

A humpytrumpydumpy happens during sex. It can happen to both men and women. It's when you are the one humping. You hump too hard that you end up farting. The combination of the humping and farting creates pressure in the back and ends up making u shit...

Guy 1: Hey! Heard you had sex last night! How'd it go man?
Guy 2: Badly.....
Guy 1: Oh god why?
Guy 2: Well...I got a little carried away and ended up doing a humpytrumpydumpy........

by Lejdjdjdj January 3, 2017

Humpty Dumpty

A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!

by Blackflys October 15, 2017

Humpty Dumpty

A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and splatters cum and blood everywhere.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!

by Blackflys October 14, 2017

Humphreaky

A deranged condition where one becomes as freaky as Stephen Humphrey

That Fellini movie was really Humphreaky.

by Scroticus the Ballsackian June 17, 2018

Humphreaky

The depraved act of being as freaky as Steve Humphrey

Sometimes on a Saturday night you just gotta let loose and get your humphreaky on.

by Schlik1 June 17, 2018

Humpty

Someone who falls too quick and gets their heart broken every time.

Lindsay: Damn humpty only knew me 5 days and fell in love already.

Kayla: Stage 5 clinger for sure!

by LMKSrfass December 20, 2018

Humpty Dumpty

Name given to someone who does a bad job of offers poor quality of goods or services and is generally incompetent at what they claim to be good at and often make simple or stupid or way below novice level mistakes and usually does not care about it either. (N.B. this is the British meaning as opposed to the American one of Humping a girl then Dumping her)

That 'plasterer' who plastered my wall was a right Humpty Dumpty he plastered over all the electrical outlets!!!

by creality March 5, 2020