functionally Amish

The condition of being clueless about technology.

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.

by xxoomom February 8, 2010

funlikeishness

Being fun, funlike, funish, and funness, all at the same time.

That was funlikeishness, I guess

by TheButcherRIP January 26, 2011

fuclipse

When your male fupa prevents you from seeing your penis.

breasar was unable to piss because of his fuclipse

by Txtitan December 7, 2015

functional incompetence

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.

John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.

by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016

functional nerd

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.

Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.

by jst_money March 6, 2017

funlit

To light up the room with fun or to bring fun into the room

Julia brings funlit into the party

by John Peng August 1, 2017

fuclife

When you have given up and just want to say fuck life but just to angry to say both words and it comes out as one whole word

Pronounce “fuck” “lif”

Oh man I totally forgot to do my homework fuclife right now!!

by Ghostqueen7777 July 4, 2018