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Circle Farting

Much like circle breathing, circle Farting is when you flatulate, and when you feel more coming, finish what is left of one fart while simulaneously pulling out another, extending the length of the fart.
I tried to hide it, but I had so much gas building up at once, I ended up circle farting nonstop!
by Big Saxy October 28, 2014
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Within farting distance

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.
by niggman star33 January 21, 2021
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Zen farting

A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.
I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022
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Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
by veteransalt May 18, 2014
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Squirting and farting

Made by Balarke

The phrase was used in the hit song “Squirting and farting” by Balarke ASMR
Yo my bitch was squirting and farting yesterday

Just like the hit song made by Balarke ASMR?
by bruhlarke September 2, 2022
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Farting

Something girls never do. its a proven fact.
Man: Raea just farted.

Well Educated and studied human being: No thats impossible because girls dont fart. Look it up on Urban dictionary- Farting.
by The Only Truthful Human August 7, 2010
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Framing

When you smoke enough weed that you see everything in 'frames', (when really it's only because you're blinking a lot and don't know that you're blinking, you think life is like a 'book's pages flipping by really fast').
When I greened out at the party when I was fifteen I was totally framing, it freaked me out.
by jojo234555 May 5, 2011
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