Forecate

verb

to forecast the expected frequency and timing of future fornication

noun

prediction of a future fornication; prophecy of a physical encounter

I ran number the numbers and the forecate lead me to believe that tonight is the night.

by Word Assassin May 20, 2021

Fornicator

Esau, the profane white man as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.

Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.

Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)

Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.

People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.

Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."

Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"

Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"

Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."

Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."

Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"

Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022

fornication vacation

A leave of absence for a Brigham Young University athlete who was discovered to have broken the LORD’s law of chastity and the BYU Honor Code.

Because his roommate ratted on him for soaking Mackeighleigh, Ryan got sent on a fornication vacation.

by justinbeansimp July 16, 2022

Fornicationship

When you're not claiming youre in a relationship but you have sex and have relationship expectations.

Craig and Stephanie "aren't together" but she sure acts like they are......they are in a fornicationship

by Pocahontas2022 October 8, 2022

Fornicatorium

Ones favorite place/ room to do some good ol' X rated adult stuff.

"Jill & I had an argument last night, then I took her to our Fornicatorium, for mad makeup sex"

"Would you like to see our Fornicatorium? Next stop, Fornication Station!"

by FatDabFreddy1970 November 14, 2023

Fornication Friday

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).

Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag

by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023

Midnight Fornication

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)

how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?

Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...

Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"

Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"

Guy 1: "Smart Choice"

Guy 2: "I know right"

by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008