Facial Once Removed

When one creeps into a persons home and ejaculates on their pillow.

- That creepshow gave me a facial once removed... I woke up all fucking sticky...

by LeadTrigger February 13, 2008

Facial Pubes

When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.

My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.

by Dr. Crow December 20, 2008

Wisconsin Facial

Human sexual practice when a lactating female intentionally squeezes breastmilk all over the males face.

My baby's momma gave me a wisconsin facial last night so I had to give her a hot-carl.

by Chris September 15, 2004

coffee facial

The inadvertant blast of coffee that shoots from your cup when you lower it too quickly after taking a sip.

"I just got blasted with a coffee facial."

by -=Bugg August 15, 2007

Polish Facial

A sexual act where one's face is covered in snow and then urinated on by one or more participants.

Mary covered her face with snow and Jim and his brothers gave her a Polish Facial and urinated on her until she was steamy hot. Mary loved the hot and cold sensations as the snow was blasted off by the hot piss.

by Beaner October 28, 2010

facial

1. Cum shot to the face.
2. A blocked shot in bsketball that comes back and his you in the face.

he put up a shot and got a facial

by yo mama September 11, 2003

Glacial Facial

After a man and women engage in sex, the man then takes his penis and rubs semen over the womens face.

After having sex, I gave her a nice glacial facial, got up, and took a shower.

by muffinman69 February 7, 2007