dickscuseme

When someone says something particularly dickish.

"You've gained too much weight for my taste, but some guys are into that."

"Dickscuseme?!"

by emrldwpn November 20, 2018

busting dicks

To have something that is superior and usually evokes jealousy in others

My new rims are busting dicks. Everyone wants them

by J Tibbs February 28, 2014

Bumpin Dicks

Bumpin Dicks is the act between two or more males. Typically Homosexual males that involve the pressing of their male genitalia together repeatedly as a type of foreplay to aid in their arousal.
It is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heterosexual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.

Example 1: I bet that prick Doug will be bumpin dicks with management at our companies' annual circle jerk this christmas.

Example 2. "Guys we're about to start a heist on GTA, would you two stop bumpin dicks and join the session already?"

by Singularpube May 30, 2016

Big Dicks In Ya Ass

big dicks in ya ass

big dicks in ya ass!

by bushy! June 7, 2021

urbin dickshinairy

How you pronounce "urban dictionary".

Let's go to urbin dickshinairy!

by AshtyBoi September 6, 2021

King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way

"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"

by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

a gaggle of porch dicks

when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.

If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.

by max keller April 10, 2015