Ditch Loaf 

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

Ditch Loaf by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020

Ditch Porn 

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.

I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!

Ditch Porn by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020

ditch the cardboard 

Adj., the act of contractors or apprentices taking turns building cardboard restroom stalls from all the scrap shipping boxes, cutting out a glory hole in them, then being quite the gentlemen and allowing each other a turn while trading spots inside and out. Ditching the cardboard, to ditch the cardboard, going to ditch some cardboard.

Contractor 1 and contractor 2 went out to the shop to ditch the cardboard. They couldn’t decide who would ditch the cardboard first.

ditch the cardboard by Sootynukkels December 1, 2020

Ditch Charlen dagen 

The tradition where every Wednesday you and you friend ditch a girl named charlen after cooking class

Charlen wasn’t happy about ditch Charlen dagen

Ditch Charlen dagen by Cabomar November 22, 2021

Ditch wank 

Ditch wank - meaning to pleasure one's self in a ditch with the use of a hand.

I.E - I just had an amazing ditch wank!

Ditch wank by crashandburnds December 14, 2009

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch 

something you tell a friend or brother that is being wieghed down by a nagging,gold digging,selfish,and slob bitch

hey jake ditch the bitch and make the switch(to no bitch status).lets go drink some beer

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch by isvan November 8, 2008

Ditch Bitch 

A annoying and toxic individual who goes out of there way to make other people’s life hell

Jack was such a Ditch Bitch last night

Ditch Bitch by Trepticon May 14, 2020