divershity

When your government brings all the crap from other nations into your country and thinks you should be happy about it.

Couldn't get a doctors appointment for three weeks, thank god for Divershity

by JAGULL1965 July 15, 2019

Wood-daver

A made up arts and crafts activity, created by Strong Sad when StrongBad put heaping spoonfulls of coffee into his orange juice.

StrongSad:Jump on the wood-davers train before it leaves!

by Xarionis aka Omnivore. December 10, 2003

divers mask

To piss on your partners face during sex.

I would love to give Mel Teene a divers mask.

by dnineplus October 10, 2003

diversity

A freakin awesome British streetdance goup who won Britain's got talent 2009. They have 11 members aged from 14 to 26 and have been on two European tours, performed for/ met the queen, and performed for/met the prime minister. The members of this group are: Ashley Banjo, Jordan Banjo, Matt McNaughton, Ian McNaughton, Jamie McNaughton, Sam Craske, Mitchell Craske, Warren Russel, Ike Ezekwugo, Perri Kiely, and Terry Smith.

Did you get tickets to the Diversity tour?

YES I did they were sold out in two hours!

or

ohmigosh all the members of Diversity are so talented! And Perri's hair is awesome i love it hahaha

by improvnash January 18, 2011

Daveism

A Daveism is the term that refers to a vocabulary mistake said by someone called Dave.

It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.

Manda: "Quiz question one: name the title of Harper Lee's novel".

Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"

Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".

by feline339 September 23, 2014

Diversity Numbers

Diversity Numbes is a phrase used by the elite to describe the degree to which a business’s or organization's workforce is not straight, white and male.

In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.

Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.

The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.

Sam Biddle: "Facebook's diversity numbers are in, and they're terrible"

John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"

Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"

John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"

Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"

by Josh G September 26, 2014

Daveron

An amazing guy,super athletic super good looks every girl likes him. He shows off all the time and he is a super douche. He loves all music except country and will do anything to protect his close friends.everyone under estimates him and they pay for it later.you never want to get in a fight with him if you do he will crush you in a blink.he is also a very nice funny smart if you get to know him he also is very easy to distract

Yo Daveron how you doing bro good to see you

by Letto fumble June 11, 2018