Connaling

A CONNAL or CONNELL (noun)

1. The act of masturbation.
2. An inappropriate display of affection.

To CONNAL or CONNELL (verb)

1. To perform sexual acts upon ones self in an enclosed but inappropriate space.
2. To touch another person of either sex in a way that is both inappropriate and unwanted.
3. Used in a sarcastic sense when that person refuses a hug or other basic emotional act.

“I am just off for a Connal”
“He gave me a Connal”

"I just found XXXXXX Connaling in the toilet"
"He went for a quick Connal"

“Eww, don’t Connal me”
“…and he just started Connaling her!”

“Stop Connaling her”
“Haha, She doesn’t want a Connal”

by Definer of Connaling April 15, 2008

Dry calling

It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).

A: "did you call him yet?" B: "I'll call him tomorrow. So far I've only been dry calling."

by fuckyoubuddy October 18, 2011

Pot Calling Kettle Black

This is an idiom with Spanish origin that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are equally as guilty of doing... Thus an example of psychological projection.

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

Sydney: you always cheat in any card game we play; all you care about is winning
John: Pot Calling Kettle Black!

by nomusclerussell September 25, 2017

The Condolingus Special

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.

Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.

by steezeeasy16 August 21, 2011

canalingus

When a dog licks your butt.

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.

by floorwax June 23, 2009

Scotty's Calling Me

When you are high on some kind of drugs, also known as "geeked up".

I smoked a joint, now Scotty's Calling Me. . .I'm geeked up!!

by STM2001 July 6, 2009

Calling the Butler

A euphemism meaning to have sex with someone who is in a subservient role; to use someone as your sex slave; to have someone who can be called at any time for ones own gratification.

She was feeling very sexually frustrated, she'd evening considered calling the butler!

by JBach07 May 13, 2016