Commander Geoffrey

An airline pilot who had the AIDS virus (auto immune deficiency syndrome). Because he is an airline pilot, he gives the virus to all of the countries he flies too. His condition is so bad, he has 4 times the amount of normal aids, which means he managed to transmit the virus to other animals, two of the most prominent being monkeys and cats.

"I heard Millie gave Arthur aids"
"What a commander Geoffrey thing to do!"

by aids_from_Geoff March 14, 2015

Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

coladera

Spanish slang word meaning a girls private part

Le vi su coladera la noche pasada.
I saw her coladera ( vagina ) last night.

by x.Kylie.Madrigal.x December 11, 2017

Commander Doge

a mexican boi that is american that is a commander and is a doge

Does Commander Doge want a snack?

by DoggieGeneral March 19, 2019

commander video

a Youtuber who does high-quality Minecraft videos.

commander video is an amazing Minecraft Youtuber.

by kevinlupa September 29, 2019

collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter

I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...

by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021

Commander Mars

Not only the greatest Team Galactic member but the best and prettiest trainer in Sinnoh

Interviewer: Who is the greatest trainer you have battled in Sinnoh
Person: Obviously Commander Mars

by BrotherBusterMuster November 27, 2021