Coach Marks 

When an angry ginger who hates his life screams at you for his failures at coaching and at life.

Wow my coach is a real Coach Marks!

Coach Marks by Coach Marks Hater October 20, 2012

coach sneeze

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.

"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."

"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"

coach sneeze by Triptakers December 18, 2012

Coach Block 

When a baseball player's conversation with a college coach is interrupted by another player. Similar to the "Cock Block".

Mike: "Chris is over there talking to Coach Holbrook from South Carolina, should I go over there and introduce myself?"

James: "Don't coach block him dude, maybe if you started raking like Chris he would show some interest!"

Coach Block by BaseballParks8 August 4, 2012

coach cartering 

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

coach cartering by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

Coach mario 

A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious

That's a coach Mario joke

Coach mario by Morganr19 September 21, 2016

coach stockton 

Sensei that will chop throats if has been wronged by his students.

coach Stockton: get to work boy before you get throat chopped.
student: yes , coach stockton

coach stockton by eagles15 June 14, 2016

Coach Ivan Bunakov 

The man who kills you during the morning and making you do VO2 Max .

He is nice and funny but scary and dangerous in side

" Crap Coach Ivan Bunakov is going to kill us "

" Yeah I know "

Coach Ivan Bunakov by Pooooppp March 6, 2017