Cleaning the Musty Basement

To wipe and wash up one's Musty Basement aka dirty ass. May also apply to one's arse that has been given a cream pie.

After tapping his foot in the stall, Larry was joined by a brawny mate who pumped his arse full and left Larry Cleaning the Musty Basement when they were finished.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

cleaning out the barn

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy

Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.

by SmooveDog May 22, 2011

Cheating

The worst thing you can do to a person

Unloved : he's cheating on me

Unknown : then leave him

by Unloved July 29, 2016

cleaning the shelf under the register

When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.

What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register

by kayomayo July 14, 2016

Cheating

Something you should NEVER do when playing monopoly, but anything else is ok.

Man: THAT SNEAKY BITCH STOLE A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD.

Me: HES CHEATING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

by Elegant Top Hat April 19, 2018

Cleaning the chandelier

When a group of no less than five males take off their clothing and power squat back to back using each other for leverage as they squat and lower one willing participant ladies beneath them and their collective dangling Genitals Rub on their face

This orgy is great but if we had one more guy we could be cleaning the chandelier

by Jacob “Cubby Bear” Boykin June 30, 2018

Cheating Fuckboy

A charming, handsome man. Typically a musician with tribal tattoos. He knows how to win your heart but ends up pecking his ex and destroying you.

Eric is a cheating fuckboy. He totally destroyed my heart.

by Hoover Jones April 8, 2019