cello

An instrument that both guys and dolls think is incredibly sexy!!

That is a mighty fine cellist.

by SashaTashaDearest May 14, 2005

feet to the ceiling

when your horny

him: What you doing
her: nothing but these motherfuckin feet to the ceiling
him: your parents not home
her: NOPE
him: whatchu trynna do
her: letts just say this kitten purring and it need somebody to pet it
him: say no more, IM ON MY WAY

by juicypussyjay September 14, 2017

paint the ceiling

To shoot yourself in the head.

If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

cracks in the ceiling panels

In the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. This allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. Should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds.

"Dude! There's people in the ceiling!"
"Cracks in the ceiling panels, man. Cracks in the ceiling panels."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

Licking the Ceiling

To be REAL fuckin high...ceiling can be replaced with clouds, sky, etc.

Ron Howard: "Yo, I'm stoned as shit..."
Fonzie: "Yeah man, I'm licking the ceiling"

by I_AM_HOLLYWOOD April 27, 2006

cello scrotum

A skin condition caused by vibrations from a cello to the player's scrotum, analogous to guitarist's nipple. Irritating, but not a big deal.

After practicing that concerto all day, I got a serious case of cello scrotum.

by mrzarch January 30, 2009

Mon Cello

Simply translated as "My cello", Mon Cello refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch. The term derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note.

"Oh my God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend, was Mon Cello"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011